Signs of a small town (as witnessed by the Zimel family):
- All the video games in the local pizza joint revolve around shooting animals - your choice of moose, deer or elk.
- Also at the pizza joint, a mother takes a quick smoke break from her daughter's birthday party, only to proceed to return to light the candles with her lighter.
- You spot a couple from the back and can't distinguish male from female due to their matching mullets - right down to the perm and bleach jobs.
- The GPS system tells you the nearest Starbucks is 73 miles away.
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